- 4.05 Run
Bart: I'll be a thousand miles away before you can blink.
Clark: I don't know, I can blink pretty fast.
- 4.05 Run
Bart: Dude, your drawing sucks. Stick to the hero thing.
- 4.05 Run
Bart: You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm.
- 4.05 Run
Bart: Dude! Lex's place was sweet! I mean, that guy's got like, twenty cars, man! There is no way someone gets that rich playin' it straight! Man, I gotta step it up a notch, because that is definitely how I want to live.
- 4.05 Run
Clark: So, um, what are you gonna do now?
Bart: I don't know. I mean, it's a big world. I figure I'd check it out, see if there's anyone else out there like us. Maybe start, like, a club or a league or something.
- 4.05 Run
Chloe: Where are you from?
Bart: The future.
Chloe: Really?
Bart: I ran all the way back through time to tell you we're still in love a hundred years from now.
- 4.05 Run
Bart: (with a feast in front of him) God, Mrs. K, thank you so much this was so good.
Martha: Where do you put it all? You eat more than Clark and he’s twice your size.
Bart: Yeah, well you know I burn a lot of calories.
- 6.11 Justice
Clark: Last time you blew through town, you stole my dad’s wallet, then swiped a priceless artifact from Lex. You nearly got yourself killed.
Bart: Yeah, yeah, those were the days, huh?
- 6.11 Justice
Clark: You can cut the act. I know about LuthorCorp, and the break-in by someone who’s as fast as me.
Bart: Yeah, faster, actually.
- 6.11 Justice
Lex: Good morning, Sunshine. I know you. You've stolen from me before.
Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds. Who do you work for?
Bart: What you see is what you get there, Goldilocks.
Lex: You're a low-level thief. Swiping corporate data isn't your style. Now, tell me who you're working for and this won't have to get unpleasant.
Bart: All right. All right. I work for a guy called Mr. Kiss-My-Butt. Would you like me to introduce you?
- 6.11 Justice
Chloe: Well, at least we got Bart out before Lex ran him into an early grave.
Bart: Oh come on, no worries I had plenty of juice left.
Victor: Could've fooled me, the way you cleaned out Mama Kents' fridge.
Bart: Yeah, that's because I like to stay fueled up (superspeeds next to Chloe) Just in case I need to spring in action.
Chloe: I still have a boyfriend.
Bart: Yeah, well a man can dream can't he?
Arthur: Now you know why we call him Impulse.
- 6.11 Justice